Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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