my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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