I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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