Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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