So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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