I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Randomize