You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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