I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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