What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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