I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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