I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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