Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
wrigley field is MILF paradise
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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