I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
