i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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