I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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