i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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