so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
