bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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