I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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