This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize