The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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