At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I will be naked everywhere
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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