He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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