We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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