would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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