You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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