Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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