oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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