drinking out of a sandbucket again
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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