I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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