even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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