You made me cry and you don't even care
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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