Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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