what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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