um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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