we're chasing vodka with high fives
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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