He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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