brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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