So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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