areolas are like halos for boobs.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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