i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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