PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Randomize
