so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
vagina is talking i cant
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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