I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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