Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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