he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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