I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Congratulations! We have a period