I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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