my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
