You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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