It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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