Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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