check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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