my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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