What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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