I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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