Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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