It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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