I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.