Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You left your phone here
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